(Writer’s Note):
It’s okay, she doesn’t stand a chance. The committee only pays attention to regular industry regulars. It’s a networking fiasco that demonstrates the adage, “It’s not what you know, it’s who you know.”
Which makes the Dr. Doomsday awards only half as corrupt as the Hugo Awards. It’s okay, we’ll get there. Onwards and upwards.
(Illustrator’s Note):
Say it with me, everybody: “We have to go back… “