(Author’s Note):
There, the timeline is all fixed now. I hope you’re all happy.
(Illustrator’s Note):
I feel kinda dirty, messing with the format of the end-of-chapter strip.
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390-Damage Report
(Author’s Note):
Ah, young love.
(Illustrator’s Note):
And we get to end this chapter with the same sentiment we started it with: Pain.
380-Broken HeARRRT
(Author’s Note):
Gauging from the extent of those internal injuries, I’d say Sally will remember Draco for about ten minutes.
(Illustrator’s Note):
Draco looking like Rick Astley in this strip.
379-Sally Forth
(Author’s Note):
I’m finding that Time Travel covers a multitude of creative sins. I see why modern writers rely upon it.
(Illustrator’s Note):
It’s taken us 3 chapters to get to this moment.
378-Date With Destiknee
(Author’s Note):
Draco is interested in booty now.
(Illustrator’s Note):
I’m just gonna let this strip speak for itself.
376-Pieracy
(Author’s Note):
Remember kids, Not even pirates approve of theft. That’s just wrong.
(Illustrator’s Note):
Well, he IS a villain.
Memorial Day 2020
Have fun today but don’t forget what this day is about.
Remember those who made you who you are.
375-Weight Staff
(Author’s Note):
I always hated those “waiter, there’s a fly in my soup” jokes. So why do I keep writing them?
(Illustrator’s Note):
Splashes are fun to draw.
374-YELP
(Author’s Note):
I went to McDonald’s once.
(Illustrator’s Note):
What’s the fanciest restaraunt you’ve ever been in? Mine was probably the Grove Park Inn Christmas Eve Bufett.
373-Craptuity
(Author’s Note):
I fail to see the problem with Draco’s dating strategy.
I’m very lonely.
(Illustrator’s Note):
Everyone reading this is currently mimicing Draco’s posture, here. Tell me I’m wrong.
