Hay there.
That’s all I’ve got. Seriously. I understand if you want to quit reading now.
I completely get that it’s the last straw.
I assume we’ll eventually find out why there’s a stack of hay in a pirate ship.
Someone’s lost the plot.
What are you staring at?
And now I give you: Time traveling rocket powered flying pirate ship with laser cannons. You’re welcome.
And now we have pirates. Tell your friends.
Just kidding.
We both know you don’t have any.
This it the most classic, innacurate, steriotypical portrayal of pirates. It hurts.
Everything is better with pirates in it.
I had to take an extra day just to put together that second panel.
Watch this movie. I’m seeing it this weekend for my birthday, not because it’s good. Not because it’s bad but because for once a company listened to the fans and acted on our opinions.
We cannot afford to let this movie flop. If you want Hollywood as a whole to get the message that it’s good for them to listen to us, please go see this movie.
If you want to be doomed to the worst movies the world has ever known for the next 50 years… well, go see it anyway, because I can’t handle that.
Happy Singles Awareness Day.
Happy Birthday To Me…
You get a time machine, and YOU get a time machine!
I’m gonna need a swiffer to clean up all these characters.
Be true to yourself, even if it makes you abuse your powers and throw children into the past.
With Logan in charge of the writing, it’s surprising every single character isn’t sarcastic all the time.
So… yeah. That happened…
