(Author’s Note):
I went to McDonald’s once.

(Illustrator’s Note):
What’s the fanciest restaraunt you’ve ever been in? Mine was probably the Grove Park Inn Christmas Eve Bufett.
I went to McDonald’s once.

What’s the fanciest restaraunt you’ve ever been in? Mine was probably the Grove Park Inn Christmas Eve Bufett.
I fail to see the problem with Draco’s dating strategy.
I’m very lonely.

Everyone reading this is currently mimicing Draco’s posture, here. Tell me I’m wrong.
You know you’ve succeeded as a parent, the more times your kid is willing to change the timeline for you.
Happy Mother’s Day. Have a good time with your mom, today. Or your kids if you are a mom.
Whatever will he do when it’s time to order dessert?

We all know how heavy those menu pages can be, sometimes.
I’ll take a to-go house, actually.

I spent more time on the backgrounds of this strip than I did on any of the characters.
When dinosaurs ruled the Earth!

A comic of freedom for those of you coming out of quarantine this month. As for me, I’m an introvert. I’ll have another to go, please.
Oof, that’s going to cost them serious yardage, and it’s a first down for humanity!

This isn’t a superhero comic any more. It’s an episode of the Flintstones.
If you’re wondering whose fault this all is . . .
It’s Time Travel’s fault. I hate that guy.

I think Draco has failed to remember this little moment:

We have the best comics, believe me.

That guy is Yuge.
Nope, not even going to try. Have fun, guys.

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