(Author’s Note):
Sometimes, a good joke will put you to sleep. The punchline for this one will make you laugh
In your dreams.
(Illustrator’s Note):
It’s 11 PM. I’m going to bed.
Posts authored by Principal
245-Time ‘Sup
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I mean, if I had infinite power I’d probably have nothing better to do with it than make the perfect grilled burger.
But it would be a cosmic burger. Like you’d eat and then explode from the flavor.
Infinity really puts things into perspective, doesn’t it?
(Illustrator’s Note):
Drawing a spinning vortext of space/time augmentation isn’t easy as I’ve never actualy seen what one looks like.
244-Outcasts
This whole chapter is partially the fault of a particular baseball videogame that had hilarious parody sportscasting.
I Designed Jim Shorts out of a combination of Yogi Berra and Billy Crystal. That is a weird sentence.
243-Badding Practice
Home run to the police.
I just realized why this chapter is gonna be a problem. I’m gonna have to redesign EVERYONE in baseball attire… gulp.
242-Prep Talk
I can’t decide if these “Aw, Ma” strips are cute or annoying.
I’ve noticed that strips with Brad and his Mom allways have a color sceme of red and white. Coincedince? You decide.
241-Caddywhacked
Here’s how to write a Knight-Man strip…
Panel 1: Musing dialogue
Panel 2: Musing dialogue
Panel 3: Musing dialogue
Panel 4: Something crazy and insane that I’m sure Taylor will figure out.
This is how a Knight-Man strip goes…
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Panel: Copy & Paste dialogue into pre-existing template.
Pane2: Copy & Paste dialogue into pre-existing template.
Pane3: Copy & Paste dialogue into pre-existing template.
Pane4: Work out the most complicated image ever, using completely new characters in complex poses while somehow fitting in a metric crap ton of dialogue.
240-Ad Space
ADDDDDDSSSS INNNNNN SPAAAAAAAACE
Writing a four panel gag comic is interesting because you’re always imagining what would happen if you could expand things into a comedy show. There’s so many more jokes you could make.
Gotta give Pirincipal Stupendous credit for originallity, not to mention ambition.
239-Commeting
When you’re writing a four-panel gag comics, you often get into a particular format. It goes something like setup-beat-beat-subversion. It’s nice to experiment with your rhythm to keep things fresh. Here, we setup the joke, played it off in the background, then hit another punchline from an earlier piece.
Who would have thought that humor took so much planning?
Not gonna lie: I’m proud of that leaf pile.
238-Lipped Off
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237-Sky Dying
(Author’s Note):
Since I’m running out of jokes to make about falling, I need to come up with a catch-all.
(Illustrator’s Note):
And if the parachute fails, please follow these instructions: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy5xLVx2NGY
