(Author’s Note):
Darn it Jim, I’m a psychiatrist, not a miracle worker.
Posts authored by Principal
122-Best Front Forward
(Author’s Note):
I hope this strip is not an affront to anyone.
(Illustrator’s Note):
Hope you like the design of that recycling plant because you’re about to start seeing it a lot.
121-Community Slavery
(Author’s Note):
I wonder if they mow lawns too…
(Illustrator’s Note):
I’m starting to love drawing Captain Planetarium in action poses.
120-The Midnight Litterer What Strikes At Midnight
(Author’s Note):
And so he says to me, ‘you wanna be a bad guy?’ and I say, ‘Yeah baby! I wanna be bad!’ I says ‘SURF’S UP, SPACE PONIES! I’m making gravy without the lumps! ‘ AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!
(Illustrator’s Note):
I’ll bet you think that it’s easy drawing a black silhouette at midnight. It’s actually a lot of hard work.
119-Step Up: The Streets
(Author’s Note):
I wonder if insurance policies in Tokyo contain clauses about “acts of God-zilla.”
(Illustrator’s Note):
We now return you to: “Godzilla II: Return of the Beanbag Chair”
118-One Bus, Two Bus, Green Bus, Short Bus
(Author’s Note):
I think this joke is a Bus-t.
…I’m sorry.
(Illustrator’s Note):
I swear I do more graphic designing in this strip than I do cartooning.
Idiots with Explosives
HAPPY 4th of July! Please try not to blow yourself up out there.
117-Dumbster Diving
(Author’s Note):
Once, I found my dignity in the trash.
Don’t judge me.
(Illustrator’s Note):
Green seems to be the color of evil in this strip. I wonder what that says about Captain Planetarium.
116-Green Daze
(Author’s Note):
I am starting to feel really sorry for that poor kid who keeps getting bullied by everyone. You’d think he’d switch schools by now.
115-Destruction Manual
(Author’s Note):
Step 4: Re-evaluate your life choices that led you up to the point of following an Elder Thing’s directions for recycling.
