(Author’s Note):
I have no mouth, and I must REEEEEEEEE
(Illustrator’s Note):
I’m half expecting “The Paper” to scroll down from the top.



I have no mouth, and I must REEEEEEEEE
I’m half expecting “The Paper” to scroll down from the top.
So, we basically envisioned the Lunch Lady as a kinda witch/evil Mary Poppins. Hence the umbrella.
Guess it’s time for the green hair again.
Here are some Valentines day cards you can use. I’m sure they’ll make a lovely gift.
Can I recant this comic?
Gee for being a grumpy old hag, the lunch lady sure gives out a lot of free food. Maybe that’s the only way she can get rid of it.
Happy Birthday To Me…
Did you know that “gullible” is a made up word that isn’t in the dictionary? Look it up. I’ll wait.
This joke is trash.
Yes, I ripped off “Patton” in that second panel. Please don’t sue us.
That poor, poor landscape. What did it ever do to you?
This war torn landscape is littered with the remains of the hand of the artist who drew it…
Darque Hearts requires all students to participate in training regarding the national scourge of bullying.