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355-RRRRRARRRRRE

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(Author’s Note): And now we have pirates. Tell your friends. Just kidding. We both know you don’t have any. (Illustrator’s Note): This it the most classic, innacurate, steriotypical portrayal of pirates. It hurts.

356-A Brig Too Far

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(Author’s Note): Someone’s lost the plot. What are you staring at? (Illustrator’s Note): And now I give you: Time traveling rocket powered flying pirate ship with laser cannons. You’re welcome.

357-Hay Dude

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(Author’s Note): Hay there. That’s all I’ve got. Seriously. I understand if you want to quit reading now. I completely get that it’s the last straw. (Illustrator’s Note): I assume we’ll eventually find out why there’s a stack of hay in a pirate ship.

359-Timelie

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(Author’s Note): This is how we fix the timeline. (Illustrator’s Note): “Today’s strip will be easy, Taylor, there are only two pannels this time…”

360-Back to the Present

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(Author’s Note): Looks like someone hasn’t taken Driver’s Ed. yet. (Illustrator’s Note): Of course I made the cop’s time machine a T.A.R.D.I.S. but I only just now realized that I gave the COP a POLICE box.

So, we're just going to ignore the fact that the game will probably be canceled due to the Corona outbreak?

361-Dinocity

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(Author’s Note): There, the timeline is all fixed now! (Illustrator’s Note): Let’s recap: We’ve sent people through time by punching them, been eaten by dinosaurs, brought dinosaurs into the Reconnaissance, been captured by time traveling, futuristic, flying space pirates, and now we’re going to go watch a sports event with Tyrannosaurs in Business suits… DID… Continue reading 361-Dinocity

362-Dino-Might

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(Author’s Note): There, we fixed the timeline. You happy now? (Illustrator’s Note): Don’t ask how a dinosaur ends up with a mustache because I am not about to try to wrap my head around that one. Not after everything else we’ve dealt with this chapter.

364-Booooooh-Yah

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(Author’s Note): It’s all the same except for everything that’s different. (Illustrator’s Note): Finally managed to get the whole tech fiasco under control. Sorry about the lack of a strip, last week. Maybe we can just chock this up to being an April Fools prank? Yeah, I totally did that on purpose…

365-Tax Seasoning

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(Author’s Note): Ah, my least favorite time of the year. (Illustrator’s Note): Ah, my favorite recurring joke in this comic.