(Author’s Note):

And so he says to me, ‘you wanna be a bad guy?’ and I say, ‘Yeah baby! I wanna be bad!’ I says ‘SURF’S UP, SPACE PONIES! I’m making gravy without the lumps! ‘ AHHH HA HA HA HA HA HA!

(Illustrator’s Note):

I’ll bet you think that it’s easy drawing a black silhouette at midnight. It’s actually a lot of hard work.