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Posts authored by Principal
25-The Sound of Genius
Hello dorkness my old friend…
24-Due Diligence
But does it blend?
(Illustrator’s Note:)
Draco would have included the setting: “Retcon Existance” but I ran out of marker…
23-This Joke is Not Dated
So this strip shows its age. A lot. When we wrote it, Steve Jobs was alive and an evil genius. Now he is only one of those things.
22-The Bad Old Days
Granny remembers when the world was in sepia tone.
(Illustrator’s Note)
So Granny speaks in old serif font and Emily speaks in all green. I wonder why Captain stupendous doesn’t speak in Comic Sans.
Happy Chocolate Milk Day!
It’s National Chocolate Milk Day.
Remember when you were a kid and you did silly kid things like… I don’t know; “Reading Comics?”
Today lets take the time to do a little less growing up and a little more enjoying of life.
Eat some chocolate, drink some milk, blow some bubbles.
It doesn’t matter if it’s Hot Chocolate, Chocolate Milkshake, Chocolate Iced Cappuccino, or a Chocolate Protein Shake. If it’s got chocolate and liquid dairy somewhere in it it counts.
(What about Soy? Does that count? If it’s soy chocolate milk does that…) Aw sure what the heck!
Prepare your bendy and loopy straws and get out there to enjoy some delicious chocolate nostalgia. It’s your patriotic duty! I think… maybe… not really.
But it sure tastes good!
21-Staring Contest
Enter Emily Evil.
Don’t blink. She might steal your soul.
20-Troll Call
Roll Call time goes a little differently at the villain’s school.
Do they also give awards for cheating?
Step Aside Heroes – THE VILLAINS ARE HERE
19-Narration
Enter Dr. Draco
After over a month the mystery character finally shows up. Hope he hasn’t fallen “short” of your expectations…
Stop narrating? I wonder if the artist for this strip is trying to send the writer some sort of subtle message.
Or not so subtle as the case may be.
(Illustrator’s Note:)
Yes the message is never make me do something in Sepia color again.